fakebreast:


Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

squad

fakebreast:

Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

squad

(Source: fencehopping)

(Source: best-of-memes)

redditfront:

Irish Facebook gold

redditfront:

Irish Facebook gold

Harry:Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
Some lil twit in the DA:but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
Harry:I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.
thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS



This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

(Source: ponderouspocketwatch)

flatbear:

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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For real.

Mary: -_-

Me: FISHFISHFISHFISH

mollymullikin:

spoopycapaldii:

We’re up all night to get spoopy

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we’re up all night to get spoopy

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we’re up all night to get spoopy

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we’re up all night to get spoopy

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The last one FUCK ING KILLED ME

jacknightshadefrost:

frozen-autumn-sky:

What have I done…

you just made Frozen so much better

huffylemon:

Harry Potter text posts

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation