(Source: daily-superheroes)
The S.H.I.E.L.D Community Outreach Program →
“Class room lectures alongside local law enforcement, sir?”
“Wade got sent to Alaska for the week, Barton. You’ve only got to help out with a few lectures.”
“But why am I getting punished? It was Wade that broke into Fury’s quarters, not me.”
“Director Fury believes that you were involved with the conspiracy against his eye patch”
“But-“
“His eye patch was purple, Clint. Purple with a little silver H glued into the middle of it.”
“…. Permission to kill Wade in his sleep, sir?”
“Maybe when he gets back.”
( Yeah you can blame cdanvers for this idea. lol. )
“Hey did you ever get those new arm guards you asked for?”
“Yeah, Coulson gave them to me last week.”
“So clearly it’s just my requisition forms that get lost in admin”
“What did you ask for?”
“A pet chinchilla”
“I don’t think you’re going to get a chinchilla, Wade.”
“Nope. Apparently mom loves you best.”
